Do you know a joke?

Billy and Bally need help with their terrible jokes! Do you know any that are better than theirs?
Here are some that Billy and Bally like to get you started:

Billy: Knock! Knock!
Bally: Who’s there?
Billy: Cows go!
Bally: Cows go, who?
Billy: No! Cows go moo!

A man goes to see the doctor and says, “Doctor! Doctor! I think I’m a pair of curtains”
So the doctor says, “Pull yourself together man!”

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Chickens hadn’t been invented then!

A chicken hops on to a librarian’s desk and says “Book!”
The librarian gives the chicken a book, which it tucks under its wing and leaves.
A little while later the chicken returns with the book, hops onto the desk and says “Book! Book!”
The librarian gives the chicken two books, one under each wing, and it leaves.
A little while later the chicken brings the two books back, hops onto the desk and says “Book! Book! Book!”
The librarian gives the chicken three books, one under each wing and one in its beak, and the chicken leaves. This time the librarian follows the chicken all across town until they come to a pond where there is a frog who takes one look at the books the chicken has brought and says “Redit! Redit! Redit!”

Share your jokes with your friends. If you think Billy and Bally might like them why don’t you send them to us? Just click the comment link below!

Teacher notes:
Jokes have many different forms and structures – Doctor! Doctor! Knock! Knock! There is often a principle like the “rule of three” (the “rule of three” is a principle in writing that suggests that things that come in threes are inherently funnier, more satisfying, or more effective than other numbers of things – see here for more information),  and English is rich in words with more than one meaning. Puns can confuse, delight and cause us to collectively groan. They can be short stories that have a series of conventions in the telling, and it usually is about telling, an oral tradition that encourages sharing.

Written down perhaps they lose something (see the librarian/chicken joke above!), but they can be used to practice punctuation and direct speech.

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Bally and Billy’s song

This is Bally and Billy’s song from the programme…

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Co-operative Games 2

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Here are some more co-operative games for your to try (you can find the first page of games here).  All of these games can be played with small groups.

Group storytelling

Everyone sits in a circle. Decide on the story you are going to tell, for example: The Three Little Pigs. Each person in the circle is to tell a bit of the story. The first person starts the story off and then in turn each person around the circle adds another bit to the story until the whole story has been told. The trick is to share the story out and tell it in as much detail as possible. You could also use a signifier to pass the story round, this could be any object.

Passing the Balloon

The balloon can be substituted for an orange, or a ball or any other round object. The children line up in two lines and the object of the game is for the person at the front to pass the object to the person behind without dropping it. The object must then move all the way along the line to the last person. When the last person has successfully got the object then the whole team sits down on the floor to signal that they have finished.

Let’s Build a Machine

The children try to make a moving machine with their bodies. The leader says get into groups of…. (4, 5, 6…) and then the children have to work together to make a machine with each child being a component. The machines can either be imaginary or real, such as a washing machine, an orange squeezer or a pinball machine. When each group shows their machine then the others can try and guess what it is. Sounds can be added too.

Sound Machine

Standing in a circle, the leader explains to the children that they are going to create a sound machine. The game begins with the leader making a made up sound and repeating that sound over and over again. Then the person next to the leader in the circle makes a different sound and repeats it, and then the next person and so on until everyone in the circle is making a different sound and the sound machine is complete.

The leader can then control the volume of the sound machine by lowering and raising their hands. You could explore different themes or emotions that the machine could make.

This activity would also worked well with a whole class. You can find our other activities suitable for the whole class here.

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Co-operative Games 1

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There are many books full of cooperative games and some schools are teaching them to lunchtime supervisors for use in the playground. Try starting the day or afternoon with one of these games: they are also good for waking the brain up! All of these games can be played with the whole class.

Meetings

You will need music for this game and a large space to play it in. When the music starts, players walk around quickly in all directions, avoiding contact. When the music stops, each player shakes hands with the nearest person and discovers as much new information about them as possible until the music restarts (5-7 seconds). The process is then repeated but each time the players must greet someone new. The game continues until they have all met.

Touch Blue

Everyone walks around the room, until the leader says “everyone must touch blue”, then everyone has to find something blue to touch. Then everyone continues walking around the room again. The leader changes the thing they have to touch each time. So the leader may say “touch wood” or “material” or “your ear with your left thumb”. With young children it may be interesting to play the game in slow motion. You can add things so the list gets longer and longer. In the end they have to remember to go and do or touch 5 or 6 things. The final challenge is to get them to complete the list again but in the reverse order!

Groups of….

The children stand in one large group and the leader says “groups of…“ and the children have to get into groups of whatever the leader has said. For example, groups of same colour socks, groups of same colour eyes or groups of same colour hair.

This game requires that the children work together to make sure that no one is left out and is a good way of getting them communicating with each other. If they don’t know what colour eyes they’ve got then they need to go and ask someone.

Fruit Bowl

The children sit in a circle on chairs. One person stands in the centre. The leader goes around the circle giving each child the name of a fruit – orange, apple, banana, orange, apple, banana… The person in the centre calls out the name of one of these fruits. All the children who have been given that name have to get up and switch chairs while the player in the centre tries to sit down on a vacant chair. The child who failed to get a chair becomes the person in the middle and the game continues. If the person in the centre calls “fruit bowl” then everyone has to get up and switch chairs.

The Sun Shines On

This is a variation on the game Fruit Bowl. The children sitting around the circle are not given a name of a fruit, in this game they must get up and move chairs if the person in the middle says something that relates to them. So the person in the middle might say, “the sun shines on: everyone wearing a jumper” or “the sun shines on: everyone who brushed their teeth this morning”.
All those people that the statement is true for must get up and move. It gets more interesting when you ask things you may not know, such as “who supports [football team]?”, “who likes [pop group]?”, “who had toast for breakfast?”, etc. There should be fewer places to sit than players so that the last person has to go in to the middle and decide the new category.

Knots

Everyone stands in a circle and closes their eyes. Then they all move together into the centre and lift up their arms in the air. Each person then takes another person’s hand until everyone is holding two hands. Then the children open their eyes and they must try to untangle themselves and get back to a circle without breaking hands. This game requires a great deal of co-operation and is very good in encouraging not only teamwork but also good communication between participants.

Follow my Leader

Everyone stands in a long line behind each other. The person at the front is the leader and the rest of the group has to copy exactly what the leader does as he/she moves around the room. After a while the leader can clap his/her hands and the next person in the line becomes the leader who moves in a different way and everyone has to copy him/her instead.

Make a…

Get the children to walk around the room filling all the spaces.  You could suggest different ways of walking or moving ie. sadly, happily, like a monster, as if walking through jelly or a storm.   The leader calls out a number from 1 to the whole class.  The children get into groups of that number. You then ask the group to make the shape of that number using their bodies.  Then send them off moving around the room again.  The game is repeated but you can add in a whole range of suggestions for them to make with their bodies. The object of the game is for the children to make the stated letter, number, shape or word as quickly as possible by co-operating with each other.

Hug tag

A simple tag game with one or two people on. People are safe if they are hugged by someone else. Hugs can only last three seconds. It is possible to grab a partner if you need help or hold out your arms to offer sanctuary to someone in danger of being caught.

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Role on the wall

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Ask the children to work co-operatively

Make a life size outline of Bally and Billy by drawing around children on two very large pieces of paper (newsprint end roll or sugar paper taped together). This could be coloured in or made into a collage.

What are the expressions on their faces?

  1. What words could you use to describe the characters at the start of the story?
    Write these words on cards/post it notes. (Some suggestions could be frightened, angry, helpful, moody, sad, upset, bullied, selfish, noisy, strong, confused, doesn’t share, friendly, quiet, bossy) or you could use the words below.
  2. What words go with which character?
  3. Stick the words on the character it best fits

Depending on the language and/or co-operative skills of the class, the teacher could either read out the card and let the children decide on whose body the words are going to be stuck, or let the children work in small groups and let them decide for themselves.

Would you change any words or remove any or choose new words to describe the characters at the end of the programme?

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The Balloon Game

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A very simple game that can illustrate the relationships and roles in a group. You could try playing it at your next inset/staff training day.

Stand class in circles of about 15 people in each circle you could play two simultaneous games or have some observers commenting on the dynamic.

The idea is to keep the balloon from touching the floor. Using your head, hands, feet, nose, back, whatever (you can vary rules to suit group or space).

Play for a few minutes:

  • Did every one hit the balloon at least once?
  • Who were the people who hit it most?
  • Who chose to stand back?

This indicates preferred roles in the group and may not necessarily imply good or bad behaviour.

Play again, encouraging the dominant ones to step back (“make someone else do the work for a change!”) and the more passive ones to be more active. Ask how it feels to be more or less active in the game.

What if you can nominate the next person to hit the balloon by calling their name? You can make life awkward by making people dash across the circle or you can make it easy by naming the person nearest to the balloon trusting they will keep the game going.

Try playing it again without names but see what happens if one person tries to get the balloon every time (i.e. you).

In which set of circumstances is the task maintained most successfully?

You will need an inflated balloon (and some spares in case of accidents!!) and big room (hall or gym).

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Wall of Friendship

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Arrange the class in small groups of 4 or 5 with blocks to build a wall; alternatively this activity can be done diagrammatically with the whole class with “post it” notes or using the interactive white board.

Begin by explaining that each group is going to build a wall of friendship, but first they must decide what goes into their wall. They are going to write onto the blocks (“post-it” notes) words that describe the qualities that make a good friend. The teacher could give pupils some starting blocks such as:

  • A friend is someone who is good at…
  • A good friend can…
  • A good friend will always…

The pupils should decide on what other blocks they need to build a strong relationship. Their suggestions should be written on pieces of paper and attached to the blocks or recorded directly onto the whiteboard.

The teacher could then ask what might break down this wall of friendship?  Ask the children to write down the kinds of things people do when they’re not being a good friend. (ie. telling tales, not sharing, being bossy, pushing, hurting etc) These notes could be written onto different coloured post-its and put up on the wall.

Wall of Friendship Booklet or Poster

To complete the activity either as a whole class or in smaller groups discuss how they think the wall of friendship can be kept strong.

What can friends do or say to each other if they want to stay friends?
If you don’t like what a friend is doing or saying what can you do about it?

The class could then produce their own class booklet or poster that lists and illustrates the strategies that they have come up with. The final product could be reproduced for each child to keep or to put up around the school and classroom.

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Circle of Friends

To complete the following activity you will need to download this worksheet.

  1. Write your name, draw yourself or take a digital photo and print it out, stick it in the middle circle.
  2. In the next circle out, put two of your friends.
  3. In the third circle out, put two new friends of each of your friends in the previous circle.
  4. In the next circle put two friends for each of the friends in the third circle. (The number of friends doubles with each ring)

  • How many circles would you need to have to include the whole class?
  • Who are your friends?
  • What do you like about being with them?
  • How do we choose friends?
  • How do we make friends?
  • How do we decide to be friends with someone?
  • Does it matter who else they are friends with?
  • Does it matter what they look like?
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Who can support me?

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Aim: To identify how to get the best support from different people
Time allocation: 30 minutes

Teacher notes : You can make up some role cards for the children to choose from or work with them to find this out in one group. This section can be done in two sessions to get the most out of the activity.  Divide everyone into groups of 3 or 4. Give some possible problems to each group relating to their age group.

Examples of problems:

  1. Someone has borrowed my favourite toy but hasn’t returned it.
  2. I haven’t been invited to a classmate’s birthday party, but my friends have.
  3. I borrowed my friend’s toy and now it has stopped working. I am worried I have broken it!
  4. Some of my friends are boys/girls [opposite sex]. I’ve stopped playing with them at school because I’m afraid I will be teased, and this is making them cross with me.
  5. I feel lonely because I don’t have any friends in school
  6. I am being bullied and am too frightened to tell anyone

Within the group create a short role play to highlight the problem and share it with the whole class. Using the advice of the whole class, try to create new role plays to find ways of getting support /advice for the person who has the problem. Which people or suggestions worked best? OR

Decide who is the best person to talk to for each problem and write them an ‘agony aunt’ style letter. Working together, get each group to write a reply letter offering advice and support. Read them out to the whole class. Was the advice any good?

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Relationships

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Aim: To know individuals and groups who can support you
Time allocation: 15 minutes

List all the people you have a relationship with.

Relationships have different feelings. You will have different emotions at various times and with different people.

Think about how you respond to each one. When you have questions or are confused about relationships or growing up, it is important to talk to people who can help and support you.

  • Who do you consider supports you and how?
  • Who do you help and support?

Are there any adults you support sometimes?
List the ways you can support your teacher or parents/ carers.

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